nemi
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Post by nemi on May 2, 2015 10:30:19 GMT -6
You might want it to work. But it doesn't. Suddenly, your tablet has developed its own will.
Your tablet wants to be a dancer. Working nicely? Oh, yes it does. Your tablet works it on the dance floor.
I wish I had ice cream.
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Post by schribbit on May 5, 2015 2:10:47 GMT -6
granted but it's on the ground because SCIENCE.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
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ChibiGissy
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Post by ChibiGissy on May 5, 2015 4:36:44 GMT -6
Granted but you have a shit ton of things to wish for....and you can only choose one.
I wish I can remember WTF I dreamed about last night/
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Post by Missy R. on May 5, 2015 4:43:03 GMT -6
You can, but at the cost of remembering all the nightmares you have ever had ever.
I wish all my old VHS videos were turned into DVDs.
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nemi
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Post by nemi on May 5, 2015 13:14:59 GMT -6
Granted, but now your DVDs are turned into VHS tapes.
I wish that I could fly.
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TheDayAfterYesterday
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Post by TheDayAfterYesterday on May 5, 2015 15:30:34 GMT -6
Granted, but now pigs can fly too, what a mess.
I wish I had an infinite amount of wishes.
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Post by Allie on May 5, 2015 15:43:04 GMT -6
Granted, but now pigs can fly too, what a mess. I wish I had an infinite amount of wishes. Granted, but each wish will be used against you. I wish homework didn't exist |
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Post by Missy R. on May 5, 2015 17:49:10 GMT -6
Granted. Now you have to make up for it with class work that swallows up your lunch breaks and tires you out so that when you get home all you want to do is sleep.
I wish I could meet all you guys.
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Post by LadyAurablade on May 5, 2015 22:55:54 GMT -6
Granted, but you'll never see your friends and family again.
I wish I didn't have to take all these AP tests.
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Post by schribbit on May 6, 2015 12:09:42 GMT -6
Granted, but now you have to take BQ test. It sounds like BBQ but it's not nearly as enjoyable.
I wish every joke I made was a good one.
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Post by Melancholicdoves on May 6, 2015 12:46:12 GMT -6
Granted, but jOKES ON YOU because they're all puns and even though they may be good everyone still hates them.
I wish I had a magic closet that was able to conjure pretty clothes i see on the internet for free in my size.
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Post by Allie on May 6, 2015 13:16:42 GMT -6
Granted, but the clothes fall apart easily
I wish I could eat McDonalds.
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ChibiGissy
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Post by ChibiGissy on May 6, 2015 13:23:28 GMT -6
Granted~!^^ But....McdDonalds is the only thing you can eat. You are not allowed to eat anything else.
I wish for this tooth pain to go away. ;w;
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nemi
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Post by nemi on May 6, 2015 14:01:05 GMT -6
Granted. Instead of hurting in your tooth, you hurt in your arm. But this pain is unfortunately incurable. No doctor, no nurse, no medical figure can help you heal the constant hurt in your arm.
I wish I could write stories better.
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Post by funnybunnyjay on May 31, 2015 1:11:46 GMT -6
Granted but you get so good at writing stories that everyone becomes jealous of you. People become so jealous that they form an army to kill you and your entire family, and then people who love your stories form an army as well and they have a huge war resulting in the death of every human being on the planet.
I wish Evan would be honest and admit that he secretly loves the word periwinkle because it is the best color name ever.
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