Be Careful What You Wish For!

Granted! But travel? Travel where?

Through time? Space? To the other side of the ocean? To Disneyland? how about to the bathroom? The amount of destinations in which you can travel to become overwhelming-- and the endless possibilities is getting into your head. You break out in a cold sweat as you make your way to your computer-- Google will know the answer, you know it will. You inhale and exhale a few times before you force you fingers over the keyboard to type in the key phrase: "What's the best place to travel to?". You hit enter. The first result listed was "10 Best Places To Vacation - sanjose.org‎". You knew this was biased. It's Sanjose.org for goodness sake. You look at the next result: "25 World's Best Places to Visit | U.S. News Travel", "Best Places to Travel in 2015 | Travel + Leisure", "Top 10 - The World's Best Trips, Adventures, and Places to ...", "The 50 Best Places to Travel in 2015 | TIME". The results keep coming the more you scroll down.

"There's......there's so many websites to look from. I don't know which to look through first." You whisper to yourself. Google proudly displays in light grey text near the top of the screen: '623,000,000 results'. You repeat the number in your head a few times, attempting to figure out ho many hours it will take you to looks through all of those pages. Are they limited to Earth? What if you want to visit Neptune? How about time? what if you want to travel to the 1950s? WHERE in the 1950s? You shake those thoughts from your mind to gain some sanity. You need to start from the top: "25 World's Best Places to Visit | U.S. News Travel".

You click the link and it sweeps you away to the list of amazing destinations-- the first being Paris, France. You continue to scroll down to see all 25 of the best places to travel to, you then spot links to different pages of the same website that direct you to the best US vacations...the best Asian vacations...the best family vacations. You search endlessly through each page the website has to offer. You then move on to the other websites google has brought to your attention. A few days pass. You've read every single result google had to offer; you weren't satisfied. You needed to know more. You then google "Best time periods", "Beautiful galaxies", "Possible alternate dimensions". Your eyes are red from the glow of the computer screen as well as the lack of sleep; your stomach is growling from the lack of subsistence you've neglected to put into your body from searching endlessly on the internet. When was the last time you got off the computer? You family is worried. Did you pay the bills yet?

None of this mattered. You needed to know where to travel to. This was the most important decision in your life. A few hours later, your weak body falls limp and you black out at your computer.

You wake up in a hospital room with your family gathered around you with tears in their eyes, they didn't understand what was wrong, they just wanted to make sure you were okay. Tear begin to form in your eyes and roll down your cheek as you apologize to them for the trouble you caused. You then knew the perfect place to travel to: The Psychiatrist.






I wish I had more pretty smelling candles.

Granted, but that only makes it so much harder to make great episodes.

I wish all my Skype calls were free from connnection problems and stuttering voices.

Granted, but now that you live closer, your obsessions grow out of control and you are mistaken as a stalker and arrested.


I wish people weren't afraid to talk to me

Granted, but the ship sinks.

I wish for a nice butt

Granted but you're going to have to deal with mundane work in the middle of the day and you're going to miss the late night Paaarrty~.

I wish creepers of the internet will leave.

Granted, but you have absolutely no idea what you have wreaked on the world.

When the words 'fictional character' were uttered, the powers that be did not discriminate over which fictional characters would be chosen, and through some brilliant cosmic force, every single character, printed on paper, shown on televisions, even those that are just relegated to the creator's minds, are erected from their fictional form and added to the world population consensus. What was once a slightly overpopulated planet of 7.5 billion people would shoot up to 20 billion easily overnight.

Cosplaying would be a disaster. Many of these fictional characters would be swarmed with people wearing their own costume, causing mass confusion among the cosplayers with their lower quality materials. These fictional characters, with their own autonomy and all, would be absolutely frightened of the legion of fans who come to them in various modifications to their character, whether it be genderbent, steampunk, or even just a closet cosplay with a wig slapped on. They would be lost in the varying doppelgangers of themselves, to the point where they would react in many ways. The leading violence and confusion would end conventions once and for all.

Should a character end up in the hands of someone who was adamant that said character was their 'waifu' and would do anything to have their hands on them, they would not react in the demure, submissive way. They would more than likely react like the girl that shut them down on OKCupid a week ago. Friendzoned again . . .

That's not even mentioning the live action actors, who will soon be meeting up with the characters they have played in film or on television. Jennifer Lawrence would be coming face to face with the live action film version of Katniss Everdeen. Shortly after the latter had met with the version of her depicted in books. What would even happen among characters with various incarnations? Would they fight for their position as the only one? And this is not even counting characters from mythology who have had various portrayals. Just think about how many Satans exist now.

The increase in population would only have disastrous effects on the world's resources. They would be completely depleted in only weeks, unless of course the market decides to increase the cost by thousands of dollars. That doesn't stop the most wicked of characters to steal their share, which would push the price even higher. Suddenly, you find yourself paying hundreds for necessities, and you obviously don't have enough to sustain yourself unless you start asking for bank loans. Even then, that's not enough, because eventually the fictional characters start to impose on your job responsibilities, so you aren't even earning enough to pay off the banks. Have fun wi t h y o u r d e b t ,,,,,,,

These characters start having their own obligations. Evil villainous lords would either team together to wreak widespread havoc, or fight amongst each other for supremacy of this sorry earth. The designated heroes would have no choice but to try and take down villains they were not prepared to deal with. Imagine a bunch of crystal gems straight out of Steven Universe fighting against Batman villains. Protagonists from old classic novels trying to fight against a justice system that has long since evolved without them. Busty anime magical girls sentenced to despair because they would try and do battle with hardened fictional serial killers. It would be a horrific mishmash that would probably end to human extinction as we know it.

So ask yourself, in typical Kori fashion. Was it really worth it?

I wish there were more potential memes in this thread like I used in my last wish grant.

Granted but now you're EXTREMELY awkward in any conversation that's not one on one (including over the internet).

I wish windows movie maker didn't suck