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Post by Kisaka on Jan 12, 2016 19:40:39 GMT -6
Granted, but now your head can't stop tilting down slowly. No matter how many times you readjust your head to look forward, it keeps drooping down.
I wish I wasn't farting so much.
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Post by Elly on Jan 14, 2016 1:52:03 GMT -6
Oh my. What a wish.
If you stopped farting, you'd explode due to all of that gas compressed in your body. D:
I wish that people donated to my GoFundMe campaign.
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Post by MonkeyandMooseInc on Jan 14, 2016 6:32:59 GMT -6
Granted. But now the people who donated demand more content more frequently, and will never be happy with what they get.
I wish I could create an animation studio with a bunch of friends
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Post by Missy R. on Jan 14, 2016 6:37:46 GMT -6
Granted, but soon the stress of work and poor teamwork means your friends become your enemies.
I wish I could share an apartment with my girlfriend and a cat.
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Post by MonkeyandMooseInc on Jan 14, 2016 6:40:50 GMT -6
Granted, but the cat contracts rabies and bites you and your girlfriend
I wish I could voice act as a career
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Post by Missy R. on Jan 14, 2016 6:46:21 GMT -6
Granted, but you only ever get to do local commercials with no chance of getting picked up for larger roles.
I wish summer could pick a form of weather and stick to it. Good God. I cannot tell you how hot it is one day and how rainy it is another. Just today it was 40 degrees Celsius and then it started to storm at 2pm. Holy hell.
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Post by MonkeyandMooseInc on Jan 14, 2016 6:49:07 GMT -6
Granted, but the weather it sticks to is 'constant tornadoes.'
I wish that I could finish episodes of all my fanime on a normal basis
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Post by Allie on Jan 14, 2016 9:22:06 GMT -6
Granted, but you can only cook organic food. And you have no money to buy ingredients.
I wish for some peapods
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Post by Kisaka on Jan 14, 2016 16:01:26 GMT -6
Granted, but the pods are actually full of pee. Full on piss filled pods. It's awful.
I wish I got more done at work today
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Post by universalfiction on Jan 31, 2016 1:16:13 GMT -6
Granted, but you overworked so much that you can never relax again.
I wish it snowed.
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Post by Missy R. on Jan 31, 2016 9:44:31 GMT -6
Granted. Technically. I mean, it snowed. Once. Maybe. If not, then it's rewritten in history so that it snowed at least once. However it will never snow again. Playing with past and present tense is fun.
I wish I could choose things to permanently forget and things to recollect in vivid detail.
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Post by universalfiction on Feb 5, 2016 13:28:41 GMT -6
Granted, you can now choose what to forget and remember things in vivid detail about bears. You never specified that you wanted to do that with your memories haha
I wish I knew how to speak all the languages.
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Post by Elly on Feb 6, 2016 1:11:18 GMT -6
Granted. However you have other kinds of pains to replace them. Gas pains, headaches, backaches, etc. You're full of pain.
I wish that I could just get my degree already.
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Post by universalfiction on Mar 1, 2016 22:30:20 GMT -6
Granted. You have a wonderful thermometer that gives you any kind of degree you want!
I wish I didn't swallow my gum.
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Post by justanimate2889 on Mar 11, 2016 17:16:55 GMT -6
Granted, but now you have an extra piece of gum, and every one will bug you for it.
I wish I had super long hair.
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