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Post by Elly on Nov 12, 2014 0:25:04 GMT -6
No problem, but eventually since you wished that your phone didn't need to charge to be kept alive, it became self-aware and is now wreaking havoc throughout the whole world.
I wish that I had a staff to help me animate my fanime.
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Post by Evan on Nov 12, 2014 0:28:04 GMT -6
Granted, but it's just a wooden staff that probably won't help that much. Unless you're a wizard.
I wish for a car.
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Post by otakrap on Nov 12, 2014 1:43:11 GMT -6
Granted, but the car is broken... and it explodes once you touch it.
I wish for a butler to do my chores for me because I'm clearly not lazy
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Post by Missy R. on Nov 12, 2014 16:37:14 GMT -6
Granted, but all food tastes horrible to the point that you don't want to eat anything so eventually you'll starve.
I wish I had my full driver's license.
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Post by Elly on Nov 12, 2014 18:24:35 GMT -6
Done! However, every time you drive your car, it automatically depletes itself of gas. So you have to spend so much to fill the tank in order to get where you need to go.
I wish that I had motivation to do serious stuff like homework.
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Post by Missy R. on Nov 13, 2014 0:42:31 GMT -6
Granted but that's where your motivation ends. You get sucked into a cycle of doing homework and then giving up when you try to do anything else. No fun.
I wish I was the Queen of Fanime.
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Post by not u on Nov 13, 2014 6:49:59 GMT -6
Granted, but a coup d'etat comes along and violently dethrones you in favor of democracy. Can you hear the people sing?
I wish I never got tired and needed to sleep
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Post by Elly on Nov 13, 2014 12:27:16 GMT -6
Grrrrrrrranted, but since you don't need sleep anymore, you neglected your other needs like eating. So now you're sickly thin.
I wish that I had a car so that I can use my travel money on gas instead of railroad tickets.
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Post by Petite Chiara on Nov 14, 2014 14:01:18 GMT -6
Granted, but your car breaks quickly, so you you need to use your travel money to fix it.
I wish I could steal colors and keep them in a jar so whenever I want to paint something I can use them or simply just look at the beautiful colors~~~
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Post by Missy R. on Nov 15, 2014 20:50:31 GMT -6
Granted, but you keep too many colours and they all mix into a gross brown colour.
I wish we didn't have to bother with using 'u' in colours or getting mad about it.
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Post by funnybunnyjay on Nov 17, 2014 17:13:35 GMT -6
Granted but people start pronouncing it "call-ors" because they're confused by the spelling.
I wish I could meet Chi from Tokyo Crystal Mew in person.
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Post by Evan on Nov 17, 2014 17:22:18 GMT -6
Granted, but she kicks you and calls you ugly.
I wish I had a baguette.
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Post by Kisaka on Nov 18, 2014 2:32:31 GMT -6
Sure thing, but it'd spoiled and tastes like dirty socks as you bite into it.
I wish I got more voice acting roles.
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Post by Missy R. on Nov 18, 2014 5:34:03 GMT -6
Granted, but they're all one-liners.
I wish I didn't have to deal with acid reflux.
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Post by funnybunnyjay on Nov 24, 2014 15:48:40 GMT -6
Granted but your acid reflux stops because you get stabbed in the stomach.
I wish I was Batman.
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