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Post by Missy R. on Jan 26, 2015 9:46:38 GMT -6
Granted, but now you have to go off to fight a giant. Good luck.
I wish I wasn't so stressed over the future.
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Post by LadyAurablade on Jan 26, 2015 9:50:31 GMT -6
Granted, but now you're stressed over the past.
I wish I had a new laptop.
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Post by Elly on Jan 26, 2015 11:04:13 GMT -6
Granted. However the laptop isn't so new and blue screens as soon as you turn it on.
I wish that it didn't snow for the next three days.
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Post by Melancholicdoves on Jan 26, 2015 12:09:40 GMT -6
Granted!! Instead if snowing for the next 3 days, it just continues to snow everyday. The once winter wonderland we dream about now turns into an attic tundra. The water lines are frozen, you can't even step outside without th tip of your nose getting a thin layer of ice over it.
It continues to get colder and colder, the snow around you starts piling up well over 50 feet. You are trapped inside your house struggling to survive. After a week of this frozen hell, you look in your pantry an discover the only food ration you have left is a single can of green beans. The people in the house with you notice this as well.
Who's going to get a green beans? Are you going to share the can? Everyone's stomachs are growling. You aren't even fond of green beans yourself but you know that can is yours and yours alone. Your boyfriend reaches for the can and you promtly smack his hand. "No, those are my green beans!" You scream.
"But im hungry!" He responds
"We're all hungry!" You snap back.
The civil war over the can of green beans soon breaks out. Things get nasty very quickly. You kill your boyfriend. He is dead.
He died because you wanted the green beans. This realization comes to you very quickly. You start to cry.
"I'm a monster" you say to yourself between broken sobs "why didn't I just wish for it to just stop snowing?"
I wish my dog didn't bark so loud so suddenly she scares me every time please help
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Post by LadyAurablade on Jan 26, 2015 12:50:21 GMT -6
Granted. Your dog is dead.
I wish Angel Shoes didn't exist.
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Post by Missy R. on Jan 26, 2015 15:41:52 GMT -6
Granted. But that doesn't stop devil shoes from existing though.
I wish I had better responses to this thread.
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Post by Elly on Jan 26, 2015 16:59:27 GMT -6
Granted, but then the wish gets nullified because you already come up with great responses. So you just wasted a wish.
I wish that I was funnier.
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ChibiGissy
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Post by ChibiGissy on Jan 26, 2015 17:05:36 GMT -6
Granted! but you're not good with Drama anymore.
I wish more people join my MAP.
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Post by nymmkirimoto on Jan 26, 2015 19:48:45 GMT -6
Granted, but the popularity may cause people to fight for parts.
I wish I was faster at animation.
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Post by LadyAurablade on Jan 26, 2015 19:59:53 GMT -6
Granted, but your newfound ability causes you to do ev.e..ry...t....h.....i.......n.......g s........l.........o..........w...........e.............r...................
You are now a turtle.
I wish I had teleportation powers.
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Post by funnybunnyjay on Feb 9, 2015 20:40:54 GMT -6
Granted but you accidentally teleport into a wall and die from being stuck inside of the wall.
I wish I could animate anything instantly by snapping my fingers.
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Post by Missy R. on Feb 9, 2015 21:08:53 GMT -6
Granted, but you lose the ability to snap your fingers. It's very hard to learn how to do it again.
I wish I stopped getting bitten by insects.
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Post by Kisaka on Feb 10, 2015 19:29:38 GMT -6
Granted, but now you are getting bitten by people. Every single person you meet has to bite your arm before they can continue conversing with you. It's pretty bad. You always have bruises on your arms :(
I wish my bacon would cook faster.
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Post by Missy R. on Feb 10, 2015 19:37:57 GMT -6
Granted. It cooks in a matter of milliseconds. The problem is you're never fast enough to stop it from burning.
I wish I had a place of my own.
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Post by Emily on Feb 13, 2015 7:28:11 GMT -6
Granted, but you get overwhelmed by the mortgage within a month and get evicted
I wish I didn't have to wait until I was 30 to develop a singing voice that meets the qualifications of an opera singer.
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