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Post by LadyAurablade on May 31, 2016 19:11:55 GMT -6
Alti snickered at his hurting soulmate's retort, nodding and clapping giddily as the other man opted to slide his phone into his pocket rather than delete the photo. Noticing the scrape on his partner's knee, Alti shrugged at scientist's request to find a bathroom before grabbing onto his arm to follow. "Heh, alright, alright..." As the scientist led him, Alti distracted himself from their relatively uneventful errand by scanning the area, marveling at some of the more embellished costumes and surveying the area for any booths he might want to portal to later. Nothing really caught his fancy at the moment, but that was alright; they were only in a section on the entire space. There was bound to be something he could get into here, assuming this date turns out successful. Once they had the nearest men's restroom in sight, he broke his focus away from the scythe-wielding warlord and his coterie of officials and looked straight ahead, only to find their "mission" being set aside for the moment to address another pressing matter. "You should do whatever makes you happy, and if hanging out with the melon cyborg is making you unhappy today then fuck him! Why should you leave this nerd event when you're all dressed up and ready to have fun in your... nerdy getup," he gestured wildly to the vast quantities of body and face paint as well as the intricate costume, "when he's the one causing a problem, huh? Why don't you just hang out with us? If he wants to be an idiot then let him, and have a good time on your own." He stood behind his partner as the girl let her emotions gush out at them, this time only slightly shocked at the scientist's lack of reluctance concerning them getting involved in another couple's problems again. Guess it's just the girl, he deduced to himself . Judging by her words and pathetic-looking expression, she was in need of some form of emotional support, which he just straight-up rejected as a result of lack of practice. And while he didn't feel his soulmate was all that experienced in that department either, Pleeeeease no personal stories!, he knew Cyrus could at least do a better job than him at consoling the hurt. Worked on him, after all. Alti continued to stand there, listening to the scientist's advice and.... it didn't sound all too bad, actually! While he did prefer doing his dating with only his partner present, he was still basically clueless as to what he could even do at this con. And judging by Alraada's getup and similar amount of effort put into her appearance, she must've known how to properly have fun at one of these things, right? Or, at least, better than the two skanky angels? At this point, it seemed like anyone would be a great help. "Oooooh! Yes!" he chimed, grabbing onto Cyrus's shoulders from behind and beaming at Lettuce. "You should toooootally join us! We can go to more panels, win more shit, take a bunch of pics, and hey! Maybe if we're lucky, this one'll fall again, huh? Huh? Huuuuuuuh?" he teased, shaking his soulmate lightly. |
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Post by ChibiGissy on May 31, 2016 19:47:36 GMT -6
"Are you alright?" Aberdeen asked, concerned for their partner while malice was ever present as well. They watched the two idiots run off after hitting their partner in the face and let out a sigh of annoyance. "I can go after them if you want. I can make them apologize to you, properly." They said, sternly. Maicy looked down. "I-It's fine" She said, while it's clear she is upset. "This kinda happens once in a while back at my home town-" " Excuse me, ma'am." Maicy looked over and see a security guard. It seemed he grabbed the idiots that hurt Maicy in the result of their fight. " I beleive these two have some unresolved business." While standing, the guard the dropped the two morons. The guys chuckled nervously before kneeling down on the floor like a couple of pansies. " We're so sorry!!!" " We're so sorry!!!" Maicy blankly stared at the two dumbasses before sighing. She spoken up. "Look, I'm not mad... just frustrated. I was having a fun with my soulmate with the Sonic running game and didn't expect to get hit in the face by a gamecube controller." " ....Well, he's the one that threw it." " And he's the one that made me threw it." "Does it really matter?" Maicy rhetorically asked, albeit a little be sternly. "Let me put this in perspective, would you be okay if you were hit in the face by a random gaming controller by two people fighting over video games??" The two blockheads looked at each other before looking down. " No ma'am." " No ma'am." The two buffoons looked up and took a glanced at Aberdeen. One of them spoke. " Are you with this girl that we stupidity hurt?" "'We?'"((I'm going to let Aberdeen say what they would say to that two twats.)) |
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Post by Emily on Jun 1, 2016 16:24:14 GMT -6
Alraada looked before the two people who seemingly had the most functional relationship out of everyone there. They were being surprising kind, aside from their previous action. She was also shocked Alti was ok with her after she punched him square in the face. "Again, I'm sorry for fuckin' pouring my feelings on you like it's slime on the wickelodian kid's choice awards." She said sheepishly, scratching the back of her neck. She immediately regretted talking as much as she did. She dug into her bag and pulled out her purple face paint and gave an obnoxious wink. "Time to unprofessionally and sloppily cake purple shit on my face!" She chimed. She headed into the bathroom and began to cake purple shit on her face. She came out back in full costume and have a thumbs up. "Sorry for making you wait. Now let's get goin', you fuckin' nerds!" She chirped. A bit of her happiness was forced, as she was still pissed off at and a bit worried for Vale, but at least she could forget all that and hang with stripper mc gothemo and couchfucker. ----------------------------- Galystris' face tinted pink ,but only slightly, for the first time in a long, long while. "Y-yes....you would do well..." She spoke, rubbing the back of her neck. She regained her composure, and reached for Piami's hand, briefly, but her face turned an even darker color, before she moved her hand away. Galystris looked over at her soulmate before averting her eyes to the map again. Dammit. She was cute. Galystris fumed at herself internally before speaking up again. "Alright, let's go." She began to walk towards the main stage where the panel took place, looking back to Piami to make sure she was following her on her path. (( ChibiGissy , LadyAurablade , not u)) |
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Post by cassiroll on Jun 1, 2016 16:55:21 GMT -6
Nace hesitated. Amil looked back at him, eyebrow raised. " Ooooooh I see what the issue is. Here, allow me to start and you can 'end this' yourself." He cooed as he patted his partner on the back and began heading towards Vale. " OH VAAAAAAALE~" He chimed cheerily, despite his face being one of a much more sinister nature. "I absolutely LOVE your cosplay! It looks fantastic on you! I hope the con has been treating you well!" Several red and yellow eyeballs opened on Amil's gloves as the man drew ever closer to his 'target' "You know, I've been getting reeeeeeeeally into character, what with all the people hounding me for photographs and what not." The man's gloves took the form of to black rapiers as he stood still for a moment, giving Vale his toothiest grin possible. " Care to see~?" Vale had stopped walking the moment he took notice of Nace in the entrance, but he was surprised to find that it was Amil and not his ex that was first to approach with the obvious intent to start something. He narrowed his eye and took a step back. So, they were doing this here then? Figures it would end with dozens of witnesses just the way it had started. "There are people around," He spoke shortly, not even bothering to pretend to be the chipper personality he usually smacked into place. "I'd prefer if there weren't." Nace seemed to regain his composure once Vale had spoken and clearly accepted their challenge. He took a step out and joined Amil, glancing carefully at his partner. Vale was careful to stay back. He was still out of range. "That's rich, coming from you," He growled, two fingers still playing around the edges of the gem. "Since when has a crowd been an issue? I thought you enjoyed having an audience you sick fuck." Vale tensed, raising his arms instinctively to protect the weaker half of his body if either of them made a move. "Stop trash talking. I've known from the beginning you came here to kill me, so if you're really so set on making a scene here, than be my guest. The hotel staff will be coming soon due to an--ah--incident, so you really don't have much time. I suggest you save this for another time." "Save this for another time my ass," Nace muttered. The entrance doors slammed shut behind him and he jumped, startled at the sound. "If you don't want to fight why are you blocking us off, huh!?" He demanded." "That wasn't to stop you," Vale retorted. "People coming through those doors would be bad. It's safer if we stay out here, for everyone's sake." "Ooooooh not looking to repeat the past? Good fucking luck with that, you monster." "Please," Vale's defense loosened a bit as he pleaded with his once-husband, "let's not do this. Just leave the experiment, Nace. You know I don't want to hurt you." "What makes you think you can?" It was clear from their back and forth that neither wanted to initiate this fight. |
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Post by MonkeyandMooseInc on Jun 1, 2016 17:08:54 GMT -6
The two buffoons looked up and took a glanced at Aberdeen. One of them spoke. " Are you with this girl that we stupidity hurt?" "'We?'"((I'm going to let Aberdeen say what they would say to that two twats.)) "Just get the hell out of here. You come within ten feet of us any time during this con, I'm beating your asses." They growled as they turned away from the two. "I'm gonna give you ten seconds to get as far away from us as possible, ready? 1, 2, 3, 4..."
Amil nearly ran straight into the fight when Vale responded, not caring if a crowd drew or not. It'd simply look like they were role playing or something of that nature. That was before Nace entered, causing Amil to stand back and see what his partner was doing. And from the looks of it, he was simply buying time. Amil scowled at the man before beginning to laugh at his soulmate's taunts and insults. "Oh, darling, you really have it bad for him, don't you?" He cooed at Nace, putting an emphasis on the word darling. Amil swung the blades he held in his hands around a bit, trying to keep track of how long he'd kept them out before finally letting out a huff of annoyance. "If you reeeeeeeeally wanna take your partner out, I suggest you do it soon, Nace." Amil began moving towards Vale once more, smiling at the man. "Cuz if you don't do anything, I will~" He cackled, turning back to the Watermelon Luchador. "Its such a shame, Vale. I would've loved to be friends! Too bad you held me at an arms distance throughout this entire experiment! And all because I'm fucking your ex? Heh, you must still have it pretty bad too, huh?" His walking speed picked up as he looked back at Nace, waiting to see if the man would do something. "Well!? What are you waiting for!?" |
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Post by ChibiGissy on Jun 1, 2016 17:28:24 GMT -6
Galystris' face tinted pink ,but only slightly, for the first time in a long, long while. "Y-yes....you would do well..." She spoke, rubbing the back of her neck. She regained her composure, and reached for Piami's hand, briefly, but her face turned an even darker color, before she moved her hand away. Galystris looked over at her soulmate before averting her eyes to the map again. Dammit. She was cute. Galystris fumed at herself internally before speaking up again. "Alright, let's go." She began to walk towards the main stage where the panel took place, looking back to Piami to make sure she was following her on her path. "Okay~!" And with that, Piami followed Galystris to the martial arts training panel. Piami looked in awe as people are training very hard for it. She looked up Galy. "So, how should we start?"
"Just get the hell out of here. You come within ten feet of us any time during this con, I'm beating your asses." They growled as they turned away from the two. "I'm gonna give you ten seconds to get as far away from us as possible, ready? 1, 2, 3, 4..." The two buffoons held each other and screeched in fear as Aberdeen was counting down. The two looked at each other. " Room 210?" " Room 210." And with that, the two imbeciles ran out of the arcade like chickens with their heads cut off. Maicy looked blankily at the two numbskulls left. She stood up and turned to Aberdeen. "So, shall we take a break from the con stuff?" she asked, a little bit nervously. |
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Post by cassiroll on Jun 1, 2016 18:57:49 GMT -6
Amil nearly ran straight into the fight when Vale responded, not caring if a crowd drew or not. It'd simply look like they were role playing or something of that nature. That was before Nace entered, causing Amil to stand back and see what his partner was doing. And from the looks of it, he was simply buying time. Amil scowled at the man before beginning to laugh at his soulmate's taunts and insults. "Oh, darling, you really have it bad for him, don't you?" He cooed at Nace, putting an emphasis on the word darling. Amil swung the blades he held in his hands around a bit, trying to keep track of how long he'd kept them out before finally letting out a huff of annoyance. "If you reeeeeeeeally wanna take your partner out, I suggest you do it soon, Nace." Amil began moving towards Vale once more, smiling at the man. "Cuz if you don't do anything, I will~" He cackled, turning back to the Watermelon Luchador. "Its such a shame, Vale. I would've loved to be friends! Too bad you held me at an arms distance throughout this entire experiment! And all because I'm fucking your ex? Heh, you must still have it pretty bad too, huh?" His walking speed picked up as he looked back at Nace, waiting to see if the man would do something. "Well!? What are you waiting for!?" Nace violently flinched when Amil called him 'darling', not appreciating the poor taste when they were already in a delicate situation. Albeit, one that he'd made for himself. "I don't give two flying fucks about him!" Nace retorted before making his way towards Vale. The wrestler knew in this situation distance would be his best advantage, still not knowing what exactly it was Nace had up his sleeve. He went backwards at an equal speed to theirs before pushing off the ground and sliding even farther, the sound of his metal heel screeching across the pavement. "You can still back out of this!" He shouted, placing a hand on the side walk he'd landed on. "Why?!" Nace yelled back. "Is it going to get 'windy' out here on this breeze-less afternoon?" "It's not going to be wind this time," Vale retorted coldly. The two pieces of sidewalk next to him shook and lifted off the ground, tearing up dirt and weeds with them. "It's going to be an earthquake."
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Post by MonkeyandMooseInc on Jun 1, 2016 20:17:10 GMT -6
And with that, the two imbeciles ran out of the arcade like chickens with their heads cut off. Maicy looked blankily at the two numbskulls left. She stood up and turned to Aberdeen. "So, shall we take a break from the con stuff?" she asked, a little bit nervously. Aberdeen chuckled as they heard the feet of the two idiots run off hurriedly before they'd even counted to ten, the fighter then turning to their partner. "Yeah, I'm fine with that. We could always go out and grab something to eat, if you want? Y'know, outside the convention center. I doubt there's anything really appetizing here." They chuckled. "So, its up to you!"
Amil shuddered with excitement as he watched the pieces of cement get pulled up from the ground, floating near the knock off Deadpool's head. "An earthquake, you say!?" He called out "Well, I sure hope you don't disappoint~! It'd be an awful shame if you were all talk and no bite~" He chuckled. However, those cement blocks did pose a threat. There was no real way of getting close to the man without getting squashed. Turns out the rapiers he'd formed wouldn't suffice for this little battle. "Enough foreplay, yeah?" He called out. " Let's get right into the rough stuff~!" Amil moaned as one of the rapier's reformed into his glove. He shot an amalgamate mass in the form of a 'drill' towards his opponent with enough force to shatter one of the cement blocks should Vale try to block. No telling what it'd do to the man's body should it hit.  |
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Post by cassiroll on Jun 1, 2016 20:29:38 GMT -6
"Enough foreplay, yeah?" He called out. " Let's get right into the rough stuff~!" Amil moaned as one of the rapier's reformed into his glove. He shot an amalgamate mass in the form of a 'drill' towards his opponent with enough force to shatter one of the cement blocks should Vale try to block. No telling what it'd do to the man's body should it hit. Vale saw the drill coming, a bit surprised as it was unlike any supernatural aura he'd fought against before. He fell to his hands and knees as the two sidewalk pieces hit the ground hard, opting to lift the square beneath his feet and with it, himself. He shot into the air, a good eight or so feet off the ground, holding onto the slab carefully but firmly as he tried to keep his balance. He'd never had to do something like THAT before. His face suddenly contorted when he saw how high up he was, his fear kicking in almost immediately after the initial spike in adrenaline. His breathing quickened, the ground became blurry. He somehow managed to stay afloat in the midst of a panic attack, but the slab had started to shake. Nace looked up at his flying partner in almost as much shock as Vale was currently in. "Since when did you get rid of your fear of heights, jackass?" He asked with genuine confusion in his voice. |
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Post by MonkeyandMooseInc on Jun 1, 2016 20:35:10 GMT -6
Vale saw the drill coming, a bit surprised as it was unlike any supernatural aura he'd fought against before. He fell to his hands and knees as the two sidewalk pieces hit the ground hard, opting to lift the square beneath his feet and with it, himself. He shot into the air, a good eight or so feet off the ground, holding onto the slab carefully but firmly as he tried to keep his balance. He'd never had to do something like THAT before. His face suddenly contorted when he saw how high up he was, his fear kicking in almost immediately after the initial spike in adrenaline. His breathing quickened, the ground became blurry. He somehow managed to stay afloat in the midst of a panic attack, but the slab had started to shake. Nace looked up at his flying partner in almost as much shock as Vale was currently in. "Since when did you get rid of your fear of heights, jackass?" He asked with genuine confusion in his voice. The drill, upon missing its target, slung back to its initial resting place on Amil's arm, the man turning to Nace in astonishment. "WHO FUCKING CARES!?" He shouted. Amil grabbed his own arm and allowed the amalgamate's to transfer over to his right arm. "YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO HIGHER THAN THAT TO GET OUT OF MY REACH, DARLING~!" The amalgamate drill rocketed off towards Vale, this time with much more speed than before. Amil was really trying to kill Vale this time. |
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Post by ChibiGissy on Jun 1, 2016 20:44:25 GMT -6
Aberdeen chuckled as they heard the feet of the two idiots run off hurriedly before they'd even counted to ten, the fighter then turning to their partner. "Yeah, I'm fine with that. We could always go out and grab something to eat, if you want? Y'know, outside the convention center. I doubt there's anything really appetizing here." They chuckled. "So, its up to you!" Maicy thought about it. Guess after getting hit in the face, a break outside the con won't be too bad. She nodded. "Sure. I have ate around a convention before. The food I had at the time wasn't too bad but it wasn't good so having food outside the convention shall be fine." She smiled. |
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Post by cassiroll on Jun 1, 2016 20:56:53 GMT -6
The drill, upon missing its target, slung back to its initial resting place on Amil's arm, the man turning to Nace in astonishment. "WHO FUCKING CARES!?" He shouted. Amil grabbed his own arm and allowed the amalgamate's to transfer over to his right arm. "YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO HIGHER THAN THAT TO GET OUT OF MY REACH, DARLING~!" The amalgamate drill rocketed off towards Vale, this time with much more speed than before. Amil was really trying to kill Vale this time. "H-Higher?" Vale stuttered, hyperventilating. He barely had any time to react before another drill shot towards his direction. "DODGE!" Nace screamed instinctively, immediately covering his mouth. The shout was enough for Vale to at least swerve a bit to the right, but the drill still made contact.
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Post by MonkeyandMooseInc on Jun 1, 2016 21:25:58 GMT -6
"Sure. I have ate around a convention before. The food I had at the time wasn't too bad but it wasn't good so having food outside the convention shall be fine." She smiled. "Cool! Let's go!" Aberdeen cheered as the two walked out into the busy convention hall. Many individuals seemed crowded around the front entrance, to Aberdeen's confusion. Upon closer inspection, however, Aberdeen's heart sank. Amil and Vale were fighting against one another with Nace close by, out in broad daylight to make matters worse. "Holy fuck..." Aberdeen muttered. "W-what should we do?" They turned to Maicy, unsure on how to proceed given Aberdeen wanted to avoid two of the three individuals at all costs, but wasn't too keen on letting anyone die in the experiment.
Amil would have celebrated the hit as he watched Vale's arm burst, but this celebration was overshadowed by the blistering rage he felt after hearing what Nace had just yelled. The arm slung back into place, Amil's body immediately facing Nace, his black gloves boiling.  "DID YOU JUST FUCKING TELL HIM TO DODGE!?!?!" He roared at the top of his lungs. The man was livid, having half a mind to send the amalgamates after the highlighter. "THIS WAS YOUR FUCKING PLAN!! YOUR IDEA!! YOU WANT TO KILL HIM, BUT I'M DOING ALL THE FUCKING WORK!!!" He shoved Nace backwards. " YOU'RE FUCKING PATHETIC!!! USELESS!! SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND LET ME DO HANDLE IT, DARLING!!!"Amil turned back towards Vale, his gloves already forming into a drill shape without Amil commanding them " LETS SEE IF I CAN TAKE OUT ANOTHER LIMB!!!!" He chimed sadistically as he sent his arm hurdling towards Vale once more. |
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Post by ChibiGissy on Jun 1, 2016 22:39:27 GMT -6
"Cool! Let's go!" Aberdeen cheered as the two walked out into the busy convention hall. Many individuals seemed crowded around the front entrance, to Aberdeen's confusion. Upon closer inspection, however, Aberdeen's heart sank. Amil and Vale were fighting against one another with Nace close by, out in broad daylight to make matters worse. As Aberdeen and Maicy walked out of the convestion center, there was a noticed that there is a humongous shit show going about between Vale, Amil, and Nace the fucklord. Are you fucking serious right now Her heart sank as she turned to Aberdeen. Maicy could tell they are frighten by the situation. "I think I should stop this. This may-" "Un... Be...... fucking..... LIEVABLE!!!!" Maicy shouted, not having any of this shit. " Need help Maicy?" Maicy turned back and Giaile. "Giaile? Wait weren't you?" " Jim and Josh are keeping an eye on Miss Galystris and Miss Piami. Now, you and Aberdeen need to stand back while." Giaile walked forward to the confrontation. "W-Wait Giaile! I can help out!" " Maicy, after the way you handled your emotions during the beach date and the Winsey Date, do you really think you're as confident as you were before?" Maicy stood there and looked down. " Now, will you excuse me? I'm going to stop this madness before it gets close to anyone in the con. Miss Piami, included." Giaile brought up an electrical stun gun. She then realized that use that first may waste too much energy so she decide to go for the old fashion route. She brought of a brick-shaped item and threw it at Amil. All the while, the brick-shaped explode into multiple flying gadgets. She hope that they would take a hold of Amil. |
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Post by not u on Jun 1, 2016 22:41:56 GMT -6
"Oooooh! Yes!" he chimed, grabbing onto Cyrus's shoulders from behind and beaming at Lettuce. "You should toooootally join us! We can go to more panels, win more shit, take a bunch of pics, and hey! Maybe if we're lucky, this one'll fall again, huh? Huh? Huuuuuuuh?" he teased, shaking his soulmate lightly. Cyrus laughed and tottered forward a little bit, grinning back at his partner. "What, you tryin' to make me fall already? I'm sure you'll see plenty of my ass tonight after all, why be so impatient~?" he teased and winked before looking back to Alraada. "Besides she already got enough of an eyeful for an entire lifetime on day 1," he snickered "Again, I'm sorry for fuckin' pouring my feelings on you like it's slime on the wickelodian kid's choice awards." She said sheepishly, scratching the back of her neck. She immediately regretted talking as much as she did. She dug into her bag and pulled out her purple face paint and gave an obnoxious wink. "Time to unprofessionally and sloppily cake purple shit on my face!" She chimed. She headed into the bathroom and began to cake purple shit on her face. She came out back in full costume and have a thumbs up. "Sorry for making you wait. Now let's get goin', you fuckin' nerds!" She chirped. A bit of her happiness was forced, as she was still pissed off at and a bit worried for Vale, but at least she could forget all that and hang with stripper mc gothemo and couchfucker. "That's the spirit, kiddo!" the scientist hummed as she perked right back up, taking the opportunity to use her purple shit reapplication time to clean off his scrape. "I'm just gonna quickly run some water over this thing. Who knows what kind of germs the nerds tracked in all over the ground," he chuckled, peeling off into the men's bathroom and putting his foot up on the counter, getting several odd looks from the couple of other guys who were mulling about the bathroom. Once the scrape was all cleaned up and less nasty looking, he dropped his foot back to the floor and exited the bathroom, meeting up with Lettuce and Alti just as the freshly purpled girl reemerged with a grin and a thumbs up. "You're one to talk you fuckin' nerd. Should I call you Eggplant instead of Lettuce from now on?" Cyrus grinned, looking around the area for their next stop. A large prop hanging from the ceiling a few aisles down caught his attention, noticing the sharp tip of what looked like a brightly colored spaceship wing. Hmmm... that looks somewhat familiar... Cyrus sharply tugged Alti's arm a couple of times, pointing in the direction of that aisle before looking at the other two. "Hey... that looks pretty interesting don't you think? Yeah I think so too, let's go," he answered for them, forcibly leading the two of them into a much more tech-y and galaxy-colored section. Upon seeing what seemed to be a bonafide prop from one of his favorite cheesy film trilogies, Galaxy Battles, his eyes lit up and a gasp fell from his mouth. "Oh my god," he shouted, walking back and forth behind the rope before walking over to the representative manning the display. "Is this really the actual Y-wing prop? No fake bullshit?" "Yes that's right, sir. Wisney's own LucienArts sent this over, and there'll be a panel tonight with all the main cast. Are you a big Galaxy Battles fan?"
"Somewhat," Cyrus mused, grinning widely and ducking under the rope with protest from the vendor. "S-Sir, you can't--" "I work for NASA, it's totally fine," he reassured, the vendor one tic away from calling over security on the skanky angel circling the 30 year old prop ship. "There's no way this piece of junk would fly ANYWHERE, much less in space. I mean the aerodynamics and the propulsion system are too inefficient to do much of ANYTHING besides sit here and look cool, and the absurd proposition that this shitty thing could even hold up at light speed without falling to smouldering pieces is truly the definition of suspension of disbelief." The vendor frowned and stared him down, about to ask him to leave again when the starry-eyed scientist shouted. "And yet despite all that this cheesy piece of shit managed to take out the Monarchy's DoomPlanet in one fell swoop!" The scientist's hand barely grazed the hull, the vendor somewhat perplexed with the mixed signals and ramblings. "R-Really? I thought the design was pretty intuitive. I mean the size is so compact, and surely things like light speed and propulsion wouldn't affect whatever kind of fictional fuel and materials they have in the universe--" Cyrus let out a small 'bzzt' and sauntered over to the vendor, grabbing a pen from his pocket and clicking it a couple of times. "It's not about the fantasy fuel or any of that bullshit, the design is just so dysfunctional. So ya know what, how about you have LucienArts shoot me an email if they want input from a real aerospace engineer," he winked and scribbled his work e-mail on one of the promotional cards they were handing out on the other side of the queue rope, placing it in the vendor's pocket along with the pen. The vendor was rendered speechless at this new generation of professional fanboyism, watching flabbergasted as the scantily dressed man ducked back under the queue rope. "Yeah, good, I was about to call security on your ass. Why do I get all the weirdos," he grumbled. A couple pictures taken later with his phone, Cyrus grinned to Alti and Lettuce. "Should we take some more time around here, or do you have some more ideas, kid?" |
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"You should do whatever makes you happy, and if hanging out with the melon cyborg is making you unhappy today then fuck him! Why should you leave this nerd event when you're all dressed up and ready to have fun in your... nerdy getup," he gestured wildly to the vast quantities of body and face paint as well as the intricate costume, "when he's the one causing a problem, huh? Why don't you just hang out with us? If he wants to be an idiot then let him, and have a good time on your own."
