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Post by schribbit on Dec 18, 2014 5:15:17 GMT -6
Granted, but then your left hand is the only thing that DOESN'T hurt on your body. now everything, everywhere hurts, and no amount of medication will be able to heal your great pain.
I wish my mother wouldn't tell me to shUT UP
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ChibiGissy
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Post by ChibiGissy on Dec 18, 2014 20:29:21 GMT -6
Granted! But now your teacher is telling you to shut up.
I wish that dreaded tooth pain is like GONE.
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Post by otakrap on Dec 18, 2014 20:54:17 GMT -6
Granted, however you end up having to spend thousands of dollars on a root canal only to find out that another one of your teeth has dreaded pain.
I wish Kisaka would go LoLer skating with me.
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Post by Kisaka on Dec 18, 2014 20:56:32 GMT -6
Granted, but there is a tragic accident and Kisaka dies due to over-lol'ing.
I wish I didn't have to work so much to earn decent money.
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Post by Missy R. on Dec 19, 2014 3:22:27 GMT -6
Granted. Now you have to work a lot to earn a less than decent amount of money.
I wish I had more time to watch the movies and TV shows I've wanted to watch forever.
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Post by schribbit on Dec 19, 2014 18:04:05 GMT -6
Granted, but after watching them, you find out that they all suck.
I wish bugs didn't exist.
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Post by funnybunnyjay on Jan 14, 2015 10:30:03 GMT -6
Granted but without bugs a bunch of animals don't have bugs to eat so they die, and a bunch of plants have no bugs to pollinate them so they die, and quickly the human race dies of starvation because we don't have enough animals and plants to eat.
I wish I didn't need to eat in order to live.
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Post by Melancholicdoves on Jan 14, 2015 13:45:16 GMT -6
granted, but now you live to eat. You can't stop eating, you gain a literal ton of weight and you die of a heart attack. Was the pizza really worth it?
I wish lip syncing wasn't so BORING
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Post by schribbit on Jan 15, 2015 10:48:21 GMT -6
Granted, but now in place of it, drawing and animating ANYTHING ELSE is boring.
I wish I had more hawaiian punch.
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Post by Kisaka on Jan 15, 2015 10:49:06 GMT -6
Granted, but now it's so entertaining you find yourself ONLY animating lip syncing and nothing else.
(DAMNIT SHAINA. I WAS TOO LATE. I'LL ANSWER YOURS TOO.)
Granted, but there's a turd at the bottom of the glass.
I wish I didn't have such weird dreams sometimes.
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Post by Missy R. on Jan 15, 2015 22:01:14 GMT -6
Granted, but you get weird nightmares. Frequently.
I wish my fridge was stocked with food I like.
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Post by titee on Jan 24, 2015 5:32:17 GMT -6
Granted. However, your fridge develops a mind of it's own and bites your handsies whenever you try to get food out of it.
I wish I had a ferret.
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Post by schribbit on Jan 24, 2015 14:43:56 GMT -6
Granted, but it has rabies. and it's ugly.
I wish my hair grew faster.
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Post by Melancholicdoves on Jan 24, 2015 15:11:39 GMT -6
Granted!! But it actually all the hair on your body that grows fast. You lift up your arm? Oh no, here it comes: INCHES OF HAIR SPROUTS FROM YOUR ARMPIT.
It's on the floor. It keeps on growing. From the hair on your legs to the hair on your head, you are covered head to toe with this fast growing hair. Your mother is in tears, "Schribbit," she cries, "Why is your hair growing so fast, what is the matter?"
"I don't know! I can't stop it!" you respond. The stress this fast growing hair has given you becomes too much and you flee into the wild. Urban legends start spreading around town: "Bigfoot was spotted!" starts to appear on the news paper headline. You know it's referring to you. You can never return home now. You're left with this thought: Was it really worth it.....?
I wish I didn't have to drive so far to get to my college.
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Post by titee on Jan 24, 2015 16:11:35 GMT -6
Granted, but now you live at your collage. You're trapped. You can never escape.
I with I WAS a ferret.
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