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Post by Melancholicdoves on Jan 24, 2015 16:18:22 GMT -6
Granted!! But.....  assuming you're over the age of 10 you are one nice looking dead ferret good job. I wish I could be where the people are, I wanna see, wanna see them dancing. |
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Post by Allie on Jan 24, 2015 16:26:05 GMT -6
Granted, but you are dead. You are a ghost watching the dancers dance to their last breath. You will forever be reminded that you are mortal.
I wish I was a better artist
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Post by otakrap on Jan 24, 2015 16:48:44 GMT -6
Granted, however someone else already wished this. Everybody ends up wishing this which causes better drawing ability to render as a lot less impressive since everybody can draw better.
I wish I had a crab for a dad.
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Post by schribbit on Jan 24, 2015 17:26:55 GMT -6
granted but he collects hats and cries sideways, rendering you forever confused.
I wish my room would magically clean itself.
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Post by Elly on Jan 24, 2015 17:47:33 GMT -6
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrranted.
but your room got so clean that it thought that your precious stuff was also trash. so it ends up throwing itself in the garbage causing a blackhole to be created in your room, eventually sucking in the whole Earth.
I wish that I cosplayed more.
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Post by Missy R. on Jan 24, 2015 17:57:24 GMT -6
Granted, but because of your increased desire you only want expensive material. Have fun with your debt!
I wish I didn't have the desire to ship all my girl characters together.
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Post by schribbit on Jan 24, 2015 18:11:59 GMT -6
granted, but now you ship your girls separately, which will cost you a ton on stamps. have fun......with ur debt.....
I wish my pinky didn't hurt
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Post by Elly on Jan 24, 2015 19:07:24 GMT -6
Hail to u. however, now your other fingers hurt. you have a medical bill to pay in order to fix that pain. Have fun with your debt.
I wish that I could shade clothes better.
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Post by titee on Jan 24, 2015 19:40:30 GMT -6
Granted, but the style you shade clothes in doesn't match anything else.... it's quite surreal and scary, actually.
I wish I wish with all my heart to be halfway decent at fucking art
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Post by schribbit on Jan 24, 2015 20:03:53 GMT -6
granted, but now that you have the talent, you no longer have the means. every time you try to pick up a paper and art utensil, they fly away from you. every time you try to open an art program, it never responds. every time you look out your window, there are dragons.
I wish I wasn't sweaty
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Post by Missy R. on Jan 25, 2015 6:50:41 GMT -6
Granted but the sweat has nowhere to go so it clogs up your skin and you get all pimply and gross.
I wish I had perfect health despite sitting on a computer all day.
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Post by ChibiGissy on Jan 25, 2015 8:43:40 GMT -6
Granted! But the internet has cut out for 2 months.
I wish I have more of a back bone.
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Post by Melancholicdoves on Jan 25, 2015 9:14:03 GMT -6
Granted! Your spine is now huge. You've grown 50 feet to accommodate your bigger backbone. You tower over the rest of your peers.
They grow afraid.
You kindly ask them "hey, did you guys watch Penalty All About episode 2 yet?", they respond negativity: "I'm sorry Gissy, I never got around to it."
That made you angry and you stomp on them. They died. You've regretted this dessision for a larger backbone, it has only brought death and loneliness. Rest in pieces dear friends, this was a huge mistake.
I wish I could bring my cat to college with me so she could sit next to me and meow at me when I need feline support.
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Post by titee on Jan 25, 2015 14:55:03 GMT -6
Granted, but your cat is more popular and successful than you. With her new found degree she starts her own business and becomes a millionare, leaving you in the dust.
I wish Ferrets lived longer.
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Post by schribbit on Jan 25, 2015 18:05:01 GMT -6
Granted, but now ferrets live hundreds and hundreds of years. as they grow they evolve to become better than humans, smarter, faster, stronger... As a result, humans start to grow extinct because the ferrets need something suitable to hunt. all humans die out, making ferrets the dominant race on earth.
I wish I had more cookies.
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