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Post by Missy R. on Feb 13, 2015 8:46:10 GMT -6
Granted. You now have to wait until you are 40.
I wish for butts. And not cigarette butts.
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Post by schribbit on Feb 13, 2015 22:07:59 GMT -6
granted, but the butts end up being VERY smelly. I wish MGS would go by faster
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Post by funnybunnyjay on Feb 14, 2015 0:41:47 GMT -6
Granted but then people want more and keep pestering you about it and then you'll suddenly want to make more and you end up regretting ending the series too soon.
I wish there were no new terrible Sonic the Hedgehog games to come out from now on.
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Post by Missy R. on Feb 14, 2015 6:57:16 GMT -6
Granted, but since that would require Sega making a good Sonic game (lol), there will never be any more Sonic the Hedgehog releases.
I wish my metabolism was fast enough to burn away all my fat.
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Post by Allie on Feb 14, 2015 8:52:04 GMT -6
Granted, but your metabolism is too fast. Now all of your fat is gone and you are a walking skeleton. And everyone pesters you for being anorexic.
I wish I had more money.
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Post by NUU Productions on Feb 14, 2015 14:01:35 GMT -6
Granted, but the money is fake.
I wish this Shaq Soda can I still have in my room would stop staring at me.
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Post by Missy R. on Feb 14, 2015 19:00:41 GMT -6
Granted, but it's now replaced with Shaquille O'Neal. kazaam
I wish Fifty Shades Of Grey was never published and just stayed as shitty fanfiction.
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Post by Melancholicdoves on Feb 14, 2015 19:06:36 GMT -6
Granted! But it still exists.
I WISH FOR THE NILE
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Post by LadyAurablade on Feb 15, 2015 16:45:07 GMT -6
Granted, but it dried out. I wish for shapeshifting powers.
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Post by funnybunnyjay on Feb 15, 2015 19:17:35 GMT -6
Granted but you lose your memory while you were shifted into a different shape and your family and friends never talk to you again because they don't recognize you and you don't remember them.
I wish to become an evil god and rule the entire world with an iron fist. I wish to control the human race using fear.
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Post by LadyAurablade on Feb 15, 2015 19:22:09 GMT -6
Granted, but then you become Sandor and continue to fail at everything until the end of time. I wish I had a pineapple.
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Post by nemi on Feb 15, 2015 19:55:26 GMT -6
Granted, but the pineapple is laminated in indestructible plastic.
I wish I was a magical girl.
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Post by Allie on Feb 15, 2015 20:05:02 GMT -6
Yeah but you're in an edgy magical girl show, so you later fall into despair and die.
I wish I had a good job doing what I love without assholes breathing down my neck (and being paid enough to where I can live comfortably and have good job security).
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Post by LadyAurablade on Feb 16, 2015 8:52:34 GMT -6
Granted, but then someone more qualified than you comes along and nabs it from you. I wish the kids at my school weren't so strange.
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Post by NUU Productions on Feb 16, 2015 12:08:46 GMT -6
Granted, but now they're PAINFULLY boring and bland.
I wish the kids at my school would stop thinking that I look scary.
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