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Post by Allie on Mar 17, 2015 14:54:53 GMT -6
The object of the game is to take any original story made by the members of the forum or elsewhere and produce a really bad fan fiction of it. Whether it be disgusting, poorly written, or just plain wants to make people want to gouge their eyes out in horror, that's the plan.
WHAT TO DO:
-List an original project of yours, a friend, or anyone else's (I will provide the first project)
-Write a terrible fanfiction about said project
-List another project for someone else to corrupt
RULES:
-Anything 16+ MUST be put in a spoiler tag with the appropriate warnings.
-If 18+ or above, please have the discretion not to post it.
-The fan fiction has to be a minimum of two paragraphs. This keeps things interesting.
-Using any show in the mainstream media in any country is not advised.
-Don't abuse inappropriate content in your stories. The best (or worst) fan fiction can arouse emotion without using gratuitous inappropriate themes.
-Have fun!
The first original project up is: Moon Goddess Sakura Chan.
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nymmkirimoto
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What the fuck am I doing.
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Post by nymmkirimoto on Mar 17, 2015 14:59:27 GMT -6
*cracks knuckles*
Sakura walked through the forest, the moonlight shining down on her colorful tresses. It was good to be out- the Kitten Chan and Rai-Chan were friendly, and their kindness was a salve to the still aching wound of her fathers betrayal, but none of them had really gone through something similar to her. The fall from royalty had been tough. Though she had tried not to prissy about it, she was unused to a life without luxury. Her face now sported a bruise- no makeup to cover it- from a sparring with Rai-Chan, and she had cut her hair short after one too many branches got stuck in it.
Carefully she climbed up a tree, nestling in bough close to the ground. Kitten-Chan had taught her, and she smiled as she recalled her and Rai-chan's contest the other day. The elf had used her natural grace to scurry up the tree like a red squirrel, and the communist cat had glowered with such intensity that Sakura-Chan was surprised she hadn't combusted. Rai-chan had not let it go, and now every time they passed a tree, she brought it up. Since they were in a forest, it happened a lot. Despite their vitriolic attitudes towards each other, Sakura knew that they would risk life and limb for each other. Though they had come from different walks of life, they were friends now.
((okaaaay, so magical border patrol next i guess? idk man)))
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Post by funnybunnyjay on May 16, 2015 10:28:15 GMT -6
Title: Jake Harrier works for five nights at Freddy'sJake remembered it like it was yesterday. A couple days ago while Jake was board he was looking through the internet and his frend Pepper meseged him "Hey Jake I found some other ghosts to fight! I noticed that Freddy Fazbear's Pizza is haunted, so you can work as a night time gard and beat the evil spirits their while no one else it around." Now he waited in the dark and lonely room at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza and he thought back to when Pepper said that and thought to heself "I shouldn't have agreed to that... it was bad idea." Jake set up some magical borders to protect heself from any spirits while he was on patrol and said "Now I'm on magical border patrol." (GET IT? HAHAHAHA XDDDDDDDDDDDDD) Then he played a message on the phone's answering machine and he heard the phone guy's message, except the phone guy was Sonic the hedgehog. Sonic voice said through the phone "Watch out for the dangerous animatronics! They'll try to kill you! Sorry but that's all I have time to tell you. I GOTTA GO FAST!" "The animatronics will do WHAT?" Jake shouted. He then noticed that there was an evil haunted animatronic right behind his magical border that he set up! It was a baby chicken animatronic named Chica. Chica grabbed out a lightsaber and broke Jake's barrier with it, and then began to walk toward Jake, but as Chica walked towards him Jake noticed something. Chica was beautiful. It was love at first sight. Jake walked up and kised Chica's beak and Chica began to blush. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" Chica whispered softly as she looked at him lovingly. They fell in love, got married, and had kid. The End 
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Post by Allie on May 16, 2015 12:22:08 GMT -6
Oh shit yes let's keep this ball rolling
Toya was out shopping for her friend Mina. Despite the fact that Mina has more money in her back pocket than Toya does in her entire college savings fund, it pissed her off.
"WHY DOESN'T MINA GET OFF HER FAT LAZY ASS TO GO GROCERY SHOPPING-"
Then Toya realized that she was Mina's slave. Mina literally bought her several years ago back in middle school. She even had the collar to prove it. Dejected, Toya came up to the store, looking for the sweets Mina wanted for whatever crazy reason she could come up with. She pulled the cart out from all the others of its kind and went out on a quest to get all the food she needed for the lowest price possible. God knows Mina is a stingy asshole.
Pushing the cart into the sweets isle, Toya eyed her prey and put as many things into her cart as possible. Before being able to finish her load, however, a little girl in a fursuit and her mother caught her eye. The little girl whined about not getting the candy she wanted while the mother frantically tried to calm her down. The mother then took a look at Toya's collar and then called the police, knowing what that collar meant.
The police then came to the grocery store and interrogated Toya to let out the information that her parents pimped her out for extra cash and that she needed to be freed. Considering her plight was a violation of several human rights policies, the police then broke into Mina's home and arrested the entire family. No one knows what went on during the trial but one thing is clear: they paid for their crimes against Toya.
Now a fanfiction for Diamond Mew Mew would be appropriate.
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